Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Deep fried Breaded Lamb's Testicles with Potato Cake "Soldiers" Courgette Spaghetti and Horseradish and Mustard Foams; T'hal (Lebanese stuffed sauteed beef spleen).

Friday 16th September 2011

It's Spleen a Long Time Coming....

Offal club has been in session for many years, many more than indicated by this humble blog. With only a finite number of animals available sporting an equally finite number of organs, the time will come when we have sampled everything there is to sample from the fifth quarter. That day is not today however, where in spite of several conversations with butchers indicating Spleen was legally destined for the "BSE bins", tenacity by Jason secured two of the Northwests finest "Melts". Buoyed by a record number of offaliates in attendance, and armed with copious quantities of Lebanese wine, we embarked on the classic Lebanese dish T'hal, or stuffed spleen.

Pity then that it tasted of death, and chewy death at that.

Chef: Simon, Howie.


Venue: Simon's.

Members present: Jason, Simon, Howie, Jock, Adam, Dan, Dave, Jon.

Preparation:
The Unadulterated Lambs Testicle
The Unadulterated Beef Spleen.












Deep fried Breaded Lambs Testicles with Potato Cake "Soldiers", Courgette Spaghetti and Horseradish and Mustard Foams.


Lambs Testicles

4 Lamb's testicles (although I think we got Ram's).
Coat in seasoned flour, dip in beaten egg and roll in breadcrumbs. Chill in fridge for 30 mins, brush with egg and roll in more breadcrumbs. Chill for further 30 mins. Deep fry in hot oil till cooked.
Potato Cake "Soldiers".
500g floury potato, boil for 20 mins, drain and mash with butter and egg yolk. Shape into soldiers, bake on a lightly oiled tray for 40 mins, turning halfway through.
Courgette sphagetti.
Grate fresh courgette. Dress with lemon juice, olive oil and Dijon mustard dressing.
Foams.
1 onion and 1 garlic clove finely sliced and lightly fried. Add 250ml milk and 250ml cream, bay leaf and thyme and simmer till reduced by 1/3. Pass through sieve. Create foam using hand held blender and split in half. Add horseradish cream to one half and mustard powder to the other.
Nasturtium flowers: By Esme Caulfield, for Offal Club.









Main, T'hal (Lebanese stuffed sauteed spleen) with couscous.
(from The Fifth Quarter by Anissa Helou)




Lebanese Sauteed Spleen


























Desert: Beetroot and chocolate brownies
(Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall)
Beetroot and chocolate brownies
You can either grate or purée the cooked beetroot before adding to the mix - the latter gives a slightly more velvety texture. They work just as well with or without walnuts. Some people think that a brownie isn't a brownie without walnuts, while others can't stand them; it really depends on your personal preference. Makes 15 squares.



250g unsalted butter, cut into cubes, plus a little more for greasing
250g plain chocolate (about 70% cocoa solids), broken into squares250g caster sugar3 eggs150g self-raising flour (we use wholemeal self-raising)100g broken walnuts (optional)250g cooked and peeled beetroot, grated or puréed

Preheat the oven to 170C/325F/ gas mark 3. Lightly grease a baking tin that's roughly 20cm x 30cm in size and at least 2cm deep. Line the bottom with greaseproof paper and butter the paper, too. Put the cubed butter and chocolate into a heatproof bowl. Place this on an oven tray lined with a baking sheet, and put in oven to warm up. After a few minutes, remove, stir, then return to the oven to melt completely. (Alternatively, melt the chocolate and butter in the conventional manner, in a bowl held over a pan of barely simmering water). Preheat the oven to 170C/325F/ gas mark 3. Lightly grease a baking tin that's roughly 20cm x 30cm in size and at least 2cm deep. Line the bottom with greaseproof paper and butter the paper, too. In another bowl, whisk the sugar with the eggs until smooth and creamy. Stir in the chocolate mixture until well combined. Sift in the flour, stir, fold in the walnuts (if using) and beetroot. Pour into the prepared tin. Bake for 20-25 minutes, until a knife or skewer comes out with a few moist crumbs clinging to it - be careful not to overcook the brownies. Remove from the oven, then stand the tray on a wire rack until cool enough to cut into squares.


Wine: Lots of Chateau Musar. Fabled Labenese vintage, 2002-3


















Post-Offal Entertainment: Discussing how bad spleen tasted

Quotes of the night:
"You wanna be careful you don't get the Shi-ites"
"Oh fuck is that what spleen looks like?"
"Is it one of those each? No. Thank fuck for that."
"If it's any kind of testicle I want it cooked through."
"Listen i could eat bollocks any time"
"It tastes processed, a bit like a bollock twisler"
"We're gonna tell the ladies it really does melt in your mouth"
"Do you want some ball batter?"
"I really like the spleen, the ironic thing is I can't stand couscous."

Acceptance of the night:
"For fear of being labelled a lilly-livered faggott, I haven't the heart to refuse, on this occasion. What time should I come a-lung?"

Excuse of the night:
"It's CavFest tomorrow so I have to spend all night stocking the bar"
"I'm offal-ly sorry"
"........................"(Oh Scott, how your silence is deafening!!)

Injury of the night: Howie, who ended up in in A&E with a fractured ankle after a kerb viciously attacked him.

The Final Word:
Jock: "Cheers for last night mate, I had a ball"

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